Boo hoo who?
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Water those plants or they’re going to die!
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Sam and JanetSam and Janet who?Samenjanet Evening.—Contributed by Vicki Stephens
Honeybee a dear and open the door, please.
Avenue knocked on this door before?
Nana your business who’s there.
Turnip the volume, I love this song!
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Figs.Figs who?Figs your doorbell, it’s not working!
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Radio.Radio who?Radio not, here I come!—Contributed by Diane Page