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Scold outside—let me in!
Two knee who?
Two knee fish!
Sherlock your door shut tight.
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?From.From who?Actually, grammatically speaking you should say “from whom.”
Needle little help gettin’ in the door.
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Wendy.Wendy who?Wendy bell works again I won’t have to knock anymore.
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
Irish you a Merry Christmas!