Carmen let me in already!
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Canoe open the door?
Candice door open, or what?
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Wendy.Wendy who?Wendy bell works again I won’t have to knock anymore.
Scold outside, let me in!
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Broken pencil.Broken pencil who?Forget it—this joke is pointless.
Oink oink who?
Make up your mind—are you a pig, or an owl?!
No one who?