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Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Alex.Alex who?Hey, Alex the questions around here!
Lettuce in already!
…Hanna partridge in a pear tree!
Nana your business who’s there.
Stopwatch you’re doing and pay attention!
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?WeevilWeevil who?Weevil weevil rock you.—Contributed by Lubna Wali
Irish you a Merry Christmas!