I had to clean out my spice rack and found everything was too old and had to be thrown out. – What a waste of thyme.
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Q: Why did the apricot ask a prune to dinner?
A: Because he couldn’t find a date.
The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar…
It was tense.
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A: A commentator
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A: Because it thought he … Read More
Q. How much money does a pirate pay for corn?
A. A buccaneer.
Q: What did the reindeer say before telling his joke?
A: This one’ll sleigh you!