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I suffer from kleptomania, but when it gets really bad, I take something for it.
Q: Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
A: He will stop at nothing to avoid them.
Here’s the news: A Rhode Island man was arrested for passing a counterfeit $100 bill. What gave him away? Lincoln’s face: It’s supposed to be on the $5 bill.
Source: Sun Chronicle (Attleboro, Massachusetts)
Here’s the laugh: A … Read More
Q: What did Al Gore play on his guitar?
A: An Algorithm
Why do bicycles fall over?
Because they are two-tired.
-Do you think glass coffins will be a success?
-Remains to be seen.
A lizard walks into a bar pushing a baby in a stroller. “What’s your kid’s name?” asks the bartender. “Tiny,” says the lizard. “Because he’s my newt.”
Choosing a movie? Don’t trust these extremely abbreviated plot
• The Shining: A family’s first Airbnb experience goes very wrong. @janmpdx
• The Lord of the Rings: Group spends nine hours returning jewelry… Read More