Q. Why does yogurt love going to museums?
A. Because it's cultured.
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Q: Why did the tomato blush?
A: Because it saw the salad dressing.
Q: What do you call the king of vegetables? A: Elvis Parsley.
Q: Why did the apricot ask a prune to dinner?
A: Because he couldn’t find a date.
Q: Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the poker table?
A: Because he was on a roll.
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym?
A: To get better buns.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Q: Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the casino?
A: He was on a roll!