Q. Why does yogurt love going to museums?
A. Because it's cultured.
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Q: Why do French people eat snails?
A: Because they won’t touch fast food.
Q: What are hot dogs called in winter?
A: Chilly dogs
Boy, I just got hit in the head with a can of soda. I was lucky it was a soft drink.
A lot of people cry when they cut onions. The trick is not to form an emotional bond.
Q. What do you call a round, green vegetable that breaks out of prison?
A. An escapea.
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple!
I can’t stand potato puns. I think they’re pomme de terrible.
Q: Why did the butcher work extra hours at the shop?
A: To make ends meat