Q: Why didn’t the scarecrow eat dinner?
A: He was already stuffed.
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Q: What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
A: It’s a pain in the neck.
The skeleton literally didn’t mind that everyone called him a bonehead.
Q: What kind of monster loves to disco?
A: The boogieman.
Q: What is in a ghost’s nose?
Q: How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?
A: With a pumpkin patch.
Q: How do you make a witch itch?
A: Take away the W.
Skeletons love to binge-watch their favorite shows on the skelevision.
The skeleton played a melodic solo riff on his shiny sax-a-bone.