Did you hear about the skeleton that dropped out of medical school? He just didn't have the stomach for it.
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Q: Why are ghosts bad liars?
A. Because you can see right through them!
Q: Why did the vampire need mouthwash?
A: Because he had bat breath.
That skeleton sure brought his appetite to the picnic—and also some spare ribs.
Q: What do you call a fat pumpkin?
A: A plumpkin.
Skeleton 1: Why are graveyards so noisy?
Skeleton 2: I dunno. Why?
Skeleton 1: Because of all the coffin.
The favored historical ruler of skeletons is none other than Napoleon Bone-a-part.
Q: What happened to the skeleton who stayed by the fire for too long?
A: He became bone dry
I wanted to tell a skeleton pun, but I don’t have the guts for it.