Did you hear about the skeleton that dropped out of medical school? He just didn't have the stomach for it.
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Q: What kind of monster loves to disco?
A: The boogieman.
Q. How do vampires start their letters?
A. “Tomb it may concern…”
Q: Know why skeletons are so calm?
A: Because nothing gets under their skin.
Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
The skeleton couldn’t help being afraid of the storm—he just didn’t have any guts.
Q: What would be the national holiday for a nation of vampires?
Q: What does a ghost call his mom and dad?
A: His transparents.
Q: How did the skeleton know it was going to rain on Halloween?
A: He could feel it in his bones!