Did you hear about the skeleton that dropped out of medical school? He just didn't have the stomach for it.
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Q: Why can’t the boy ghost have babies?
A: Because he has a Hallo-weenie.
That skeleton sure brought his appetite to the picnic—and also some spare ribs.
Q: Where does a ghost go on vacation?
Q: The maker of this product does not want it, the buyer does not use it, and the user does not see it. What is it?
A: A coffin.
Q: What is a vampire’s pet peeve?
A: A Tourniquet!
Q: How do you make a witch itch?
A: Take away the W.
The skeleton didn’t like to talk on the rotary skelephone—he preferred his cell bone.
The skeleton literally didn’t mind that everyone called him a bonehead.