Did you hear about the skeleton that dropped out of medical school? He just didn't have the stomach for it.
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Q: What do you call a fat pumpkin?
A: A plumpkin.
Q: What is a recess at a mortuary called?
A: A Coffin Break!
Why was the jack-o-lantern afraid to cross the road?
He had no guts.
Skeletons are great at stand-up comedy—when they use their funny bone.
Q: Which fruit is a vampire’s favorite?
Q: How do you make a witch itch?
A: Take away the W.
Q: Who was the most famous skeleton detective?
A: Sherlock Bones
Q: What kind of monster loves to disco?
A: The boogieman.