Did you hear about the skeleton that dropped out of medical school? He just didn't have the stomach for it.
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Q: What do you call a monster with no neck?
A: The Lost Neck Monster.
Q: What genre of music does a mummy like the best?
Why was the jack-o-lantern afraid to cross the road?
He had no guts.
Q: Why is a cemetery a great place to write a story?
A: Because there are so many plots there!
The favorite mode of travel for skeleton pilots is—wait for it—the scareplane or the skelecopter.
Q: What is a skeleton’s favorite musical instrument?
A: A Trombone!
The one instrument that the skeleton can play better than others is the trom-bone.
Q: How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?
A: With a pumpkin patch.