Did you hear about the skeleton that dropped out of medical school? He just didn't have the stomach for it.
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Q: What do ghosts wear when their eyesight gets blurred?
Q: What is a vampire’s pet peeve?
A: A Tourniquet!
Q: What goes Ha-ha-ha-ha!, thud!!! and keeps laughing?
A: A monster laughing it’s head off!
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to school?
A: His heart wasn’t in it.
Q: How can you tell if a vampire has a horrible cold?
A: By his deep loud coffin!
Q: Why are all of Superman’s costumes tight?
A: They’re all size S.
Q: What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A: A necktarine!
Q: What dog breed would Dracula love to have as a pet?
A: Blood hound!