Q: Why was the cat sitting on the computer?
A: To keep an eye on the mouse!
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What is a cat’s favorite song? Three Blind Mice.
Q: Why don’t kittens like shopping online?
A: They prefer looking at a cat-alogue.
Q: Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle?
A: There are too many cheetahs.
Q: What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A: One has claws at the end of its paws, while the other is a pause at the end of a clause.
My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me
everything you know.”
They make cat food out of cow, fish, turkey, chicken & lamb meat—but not mouse meat, which is probably all cats want.
Q: What did the cat say when the mouse got away?
A: You’ve got to be kitten me!
Q: What’s the worst kind of cat?
A: A cat-astrophe