Tracking the Argument
Three dolts are in the forest when they spot a set of tracks. Dolt No. 1 says, "Hey, deer tracks!" Dolt No. 2 says, "No, dog tracks!" Dolt No. 3 says, "You’re both crazy—they’re cow tracks!"… Read More
A policeman looked up to see a woman racing down the center of the road at 100 m.p.h. He pulled her over and said, "Hey, lady, would you mind telling me why you're going so fast down the middle of the road?"
"Oh, it's okay, Officer," she replied. "I have a special license that allows me to drive like that."
"Oh, yeah?" Let's see it." The cop looked at the license and then concluded, "Ma'am, there's nothing special about this. It's just a temporary license."
"Look at the very bottom, though," the woman insisted. "See? It says 'Tear along the dotted line.'"