Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank -- proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.
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Q: What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A: A pouch potato
What do you call a Far Eastern monk who sells reincarnations? A used karma dealer.
I put all my spare cash into an origami business. It folded.
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
One of the less difficult blanks to fill in on our job-agency application is "Position Wanted." One job seeker wrote "Sitting."
Infinitely many mathematicians walk into a bar.
The first says, “I’ll have a beer.”
The second says, “I’ll have half a beer.”
The third says, “I’ll have a quarter of a beer.”
Before anyone else can speak, the barman fills up exactly… Read More
Who was Socrates’ worst student? Mediocrities. Who was his busiest student? The one with a lot on his Plato
My ceiling isn’t the best… But it’s up there!!!