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…Hanna partridge in a pear tree!
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Radio.Radio who?Radio not, here I come!—Contributed by Diane Page
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Alex.Alex who?Hey, Alex the questions around here!
Says me, that’s who!
Convex go to prison!
Two knee who?
Two knee fish!
Orange you gonna open the door?