I asked my French friend if she likes to play video games. She said, "Wii."
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Why did the gym close down? – It just didn’t work out.
Atoms are untrustworthy little critters. They make up everything!
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.
I went to a seafood disco last week…and pulled a mussel.
I’m only friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y.
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