Q: Have you heard of the garlic diet?
A: You don't lose much weight, but from a distance your friends think you look thinner!
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Why are most horses in shape? Because they are on a stable diet.
“Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.”
I heard Bruce Willis is trying to lose weight. Apparently, he’s trying to “Diet Hard.”
I have removed all the food from the house. It was delicious
A funny thing with a diet, the second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you’re off it.
Q: What do vegan zombies eat?
Q: What is the Native American word for vegetarian?
A: “Poor hunter!”
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?