No thanks, I prefer peanuts.
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Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?WandaWanda who?Wanda hang out with me right now?
Actually, it’s kangaroo.
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?WeevilWeevil who?Weevil weevil rock you.—Contributed by Lubna Wali
No, you’re a poo!
Sherlock your door shut tight.
Nun of your business!