Godiva terrible headache, do you have an aspirin?
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Dishes a nice place you got here.
Mary and Abbey.
Mary and Abbey who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!
Avenue knocked on this door before?
Scold outside—let me in!
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Figs.Figs who?Figs your doorbell, it’s not working!
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?WeevilWeevil who?Weevil weevil rock you.—Contributed by Lubna Wali
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Heidi.Heidi who?Heidi ‘cided to come over to play!
No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts!