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Q: What would bears be without Bees?
I’m owl by myself.
Q: Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?
A: Someone told him to get a long little doggy.
This is pandamonium!
Q: Why did the crab never share?
Q: What did the baby elephant ask his mom before they left for vacation?
A: “Can I borrow a suitcase? I only have a little trunk.”
What did the flamingo post on her dating profile?
Q: What did the Buffalo say to his son when he went off to college?