Q: Why does Santa have elves in his workshop?
A: Because the Seven Dwarfs were busy!
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Q: How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
A: Nothing, it was on the house!
Q: Why was Santa’s little helper feeling depressed?
A: Because he had low elf esteem.
Q: What’s Santa’s favorite snack food?
A: Crisp Pringles.
One Christmas, my grandfather gave me a box
of broken glass. He gave my brother a box of
Band-Aids and said, “You two share.”
Two kids are on their way to Sunday school when one says to the other, “What do you think about this Satan stuff?”
“Well, you remember Santa? This could turn out to be your dad too.”
Q: What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?
A: Crisp Kringle.
Q: When Santa is on the beach what do the elves call him?
A: Sandy Claus
Q: What is Santa’s primary language?
A: North Polish.