Q: Why does Santa have elves in his workshop?
A: Because the Seven Dwarfs were busy!
Become more interesting every week!
Get our Read Up newsletter
Thanks! You're on our list.
And your life's about to get more interesting.
Q: Why was Santa’s little helper feeling depressed?
A: Because he had low elf esteem.
Q: What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
A: It’s Christmas, Eve!
Q: How does Santa sing the alphabet?
A: A B C D E F G…
H I J K L M N
Oh!, Oh!, Oh!,
P Q R S T U V W X Y Z!
Q. What’s Jack Frost’s favorite part of the school day?
A. Snow and tell.
By Joshua S., Lafayette, Ind.
Did you hear that Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer never went to school?
That’s right—he was elf taught.
Q: What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A: A rebel without a Claus.
Q: Who is Santa’s favorite singer?
A: Elf-is Presley.
Christmas is a baby shower that