...Hanna partridge in a pear tree!
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No thanks, I prefer peanuts.
Nun of your business!
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
Goat to the door to see who’s knocking!
Canoe open the door?
Harry up and let me in!
Honeydew you want to hear some garden jokes?