Q: What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an ghost?
A: A poultrygeist!
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Q: What sound does a limping turkey make?
A: Wobble, wobble!
Q: What do you call a running turkey?
A: Fast food.
Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin pi.
Q: When do you serve tofu turkey?
Q: Why can’t you take a turkey to church?
A: They use fowl language.
Q: What do you call a pilgrims vocabulary?
Q: What do you call a holiday dinner without the parents?
Q: What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
A: A Har-VEST.