Q: What is every whale's favorite greeting?
A: Whale hello there!
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Q: Why did the crab never share?
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You’re giraffing me crazy.
I’m owl by myself.
That’s the seal-iest thing I’ve ever heard.
Q: What did the baby elephant ask his mom before they left for vacation?
A: “Can I borrow a suitcase? I only have a little trunk.”