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Q: Why are ghosts so bad at lying?
A: Because you can see right through them!
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Why was the jack-o-lantern afraid to cross the road?
He had no guts.
The skeleton cried his eyes out because he didn’t have any body to love.
Q: How do vampires get around on Halloween?
A: On blood vessels
Q: What does the skeleton chef say when he serves you a meal?
A: “Bone Appetit!”
Q: Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
A: So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
The skeleton didn’t like to talk on the rotary skelephone—he preferred his cell bone.
Q: Why did the ghost go into the bar?
A: For the Boos.
The skeleton canceled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart wasn’t in it.