Honeybee a dear and open the door, please.
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Isabelle working, or should I keep knocking?
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?WeevilWeevil who?Weevil weevil rock you.—Contributed by Lubna Wali
Ken I come in? It’s cold out here.
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Broken pencil.Broken pencil who?Forget it—this joke is pointless.
An extraterrestrial who?
Wait–how many extraterrestrials do you know?
Candice door open, or what?
Howl you know if you don’t open the door?