Flyin’ Felines
Q. What do you call it when a swarm of cats slows down your airplane?
A. Purr-bulence.
(Credit: @CatPuns)
More Jokes
Copycats
Q: There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?
A: None, because they were all a bunch of copycats.
Online Shopping
Q: Why don’t cats like shopping online?
A: They prefer a cat-alogues.
Cat Puns
I am not a scaredy cat.
But, I must admit, cat puns freak meowt.
Copycat
Q. Why don’t cats mind when someone copies them?
A. Because imitation is the sincerest form of cattery.
Run, Kitty, Run
Q. What do you call a sad cat that’s in a hurry?
A. A Russian Blue.
(Credit: @CatPuns)
Shorthair Cat
Q. What do you call a kitten that cuts her hair really short?
A. A bob cat!
Cat Cops
Q. What did the cat do after her home was broken into?
A. She called claw enforcement.
