Christmas Cat
Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas?
A: Santa Claws!
More Jokes
Kitty Litter
Did you hear about the woman who refused to get her female cat spayed? She was arrested for littering.
Mixed with Vinegar
Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?
A: A sourpuss!
Cat’s Pajamas
Q: What do cats wear at night?
A: Paw-jamas.
Pretty in Purple
Q: What’s every cat’s favorite color?
A: Purrrrrrple!
Cat Computer
Q: Why was the cat sitting on the computer?
A: He was keeping an eye on the mouse!
Britain Kittens
Q. What’s a British cat’s favorite fantasy book?
A. Hairy Pawter and the Philoso-purr’s Stone.
Gym Kitty
Q: What did the gym coach say to the cat?
A: Have you paid your annual fleas?
