Cat’s Pajamas
Q: What do cats wear at night?
A: Paw-jamas.
More Jokes
Cat Cops
Q. What did the cat do after her home was broken into?
A. She called claw enforcement.
Octopus or Cat?
Q: What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
A: An octo-puss.
Britain Kittens
Q. What’s a British cat’s favorite fantasy book?
A. Hairy Pawter and the Philoso-purr’s Stone.
First Aid Kitty
Q: Why did the cat join the Red Cross?
A: She wanted to be a first-aid kit!
Online Shopping
Q: Why don’t cats like shopping online?
A: They prefer a cat-alogues.
Copycats
Q: There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?
A: None, because they were all a bunch of copycats.
Fizz for Felines
Q. Which two sodas does a cat like best?
A. Dr. Peppurr and Meowntain Mew.
