Catch and Retweet
Give a man a fish, and he’ll Instagram it; teach a man to fish, and he’ll still Instagram it.
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.
“Doctor, I just can’t get to sleep at night,” he says.
“Have you tried counting sheep?” asks the doctor.
“That’s the problem. I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it.”