Q: What did the mummy ghost say to the noisy young ghost who kept interrupting?
A: "Spook when you're spooken to."
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Q: What is a skeleton’s favorite musical instrument?
A: A Trombone!
Q: Where does a ghost go on vacation?
Q: Why are ghosts so bad at lying?
A: Because you can see right through them!
Q: How did the skeleton know it was going to rain on Halloween?
A: He could feel it in his bones!
Q: What happened to the skeleton who stayed by the fire for too long?
A: He became bone dry
Q: Why did the skeleton climb up the tree?
A: Because a dog was after his bones!
The favorite mode of travel for skeleton pilots is—wait for it—the scareplane or the skelecopter.
Q: What’s it called when a vampire has trouble with his house?
A: A grave problem.