Q: What did the mummy ghost say to the noisy young ghost who kept interrupting?
A: "Spook when you're spooken to."
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The skeleton played a melodic solo riff on his shiny sax-a-bone.
Q: What is a skeleton’s favorite musical instrument?
A: A Trombone!
Q: How do vampires get around on Halloween?
A: On blood vessels
The skeleton didn’t like to talk on the rotary skelephone—he preferred his cell bone.
Q: What do birds say on Halloween to get candy?
Q: How did the skeleton know it was going to rain on Halloween?
A: He could feel it in his bones!
Q: When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?
A: When you’re a mouse.
Skeletons are great at stand-up comedy—when they use their funny bone.