Q: What did the mummy ghost say to the noisy young ghost who kept interrupting?
A: "Spook when you're spooken to."
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Q: How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?
A: With a pumpkin patch.
Q: When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?
A: When you’re a mouse.
Q. How do vampires start their letters?
A. “Tomb it may concern…”
Q: What do Italian ghosts have for dinner?
Q: How do you make a witch itch?
A: Take away the W.
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the Halloween party?
A: He had no body to dance with!
Q: What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
A: It’s a pain in the neck.
Q: What do you call a witch’s garage?
A: A broom closet.