Justin the neighborhood and thought I'd come over.
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Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Somebody who can’t reach the doorbell!
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Witches.Witches who?Witches the way home?—Contributed by Caroline Joyce
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Ken.Ken who?Ken you let me in?
Scold outside, let me in!
That’s impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Doris.Doris who?Doris locked. Open up!
Says me, that’s who!
Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!