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Otto know what’s taking you so long!
No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts!
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Needle little help gettin’ in the door.
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Tank.Tank who?You’re welcome!
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?WandaWanda who?Wanda hang out with me right now?
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?WeevilWeevil who?Weevil weevil rock you.—Contributed by Lubna Wali