Justin the neighborhood and thought I'd come over.
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Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Witches.Witches who?Witches the way home?—Contributed by Caroline Joyce
You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.
Closure mouth while you’re chewing!
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Figs.Figs who?Figs your doorbell, it’s not working!
I don’t just like bread, I loaf it.