Q: Knock, knock.
A: Who's there?
Q: Wooden shoe.
A: Wooden shoe, who?
Q: Wooden shoe like to know!
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Honeybee a dear and open the door, please.
Oink oink who?
Make up your mind—are you a pig, or an owl?!
Olive you and I don’t care who knows it!
Nun of your business!
No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts!
That’s impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Figs.Figs who?Figs your doorbell, it’s not working!