What do you mean I'm not a bear? I have all of the koalafications!
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That’s the seal-iest thing I’ve ever heard.
Do you have water? I’m a little horse.
Q. Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
A. The prawn broker.
Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?
Q: What did the seal say when his friend told him a joke?
A: That’s the sealiest thing I’ve ever heard!
What is every goat’s favorite Haddaway song?
You’re giraffing me crazy.
Let minnow what you think.