Q: What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A: A pouch potato
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A: A commentator
Q: What did the volcano say to his wife?
A: I lava you
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple
Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor?
A: It wasn’t peeling well
Don’t go bacon my heart.
I couldn’t if I fried.
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Q: What did the watermelon say to the cantaloupe?
A: You’re one in a melon