Q: Why didn't the sun go to college?
A: Because it already had a million degrees!
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Q. Why couldn’t the astronaut book a room on the moon?
A. It was full!
Q. What does Earth say to tease the other planets?
A. “You guys have no life.”
Q. Why do people make bad chemistry jokes?
A. Because all the good ones Argon.
Did you hear about the chemist who was reading a book about helium? He couldn’t put it down!
Q: What did their parents say when they heard that Oxygen and Magnesium were going to get married?
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for a drink?” The bartender replies, “For you, no charge.”
Q: What would you call a funny element?
A: He he he (helium helium helium)
What did the beach say when the tide came in? … Long time no sea.