Q: Why didn't the sun go to college?
A: Because it already had a million degrees!
Become more interesting every week!
Get our Read Up newsletter
Thanks! You're on our list.
And your life's about to get more interesting.
Once I told a Chemistry joke. There was no Reaction.
Q. How do Earth, Saturn, and Neptune organize a party?
A. They planet.
Q: What do planets like to read?
A: Comet books!
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite game to play?
Q. Did you hear the one about the astronaut who stepped in gum?
A. He got stuck in Orbit.
Q: What would you call a funny element?
A: He he he (helium helium helium)
In 1905, Albert Einstein published a theory about space.
And it was about time.
What did the beach say when the tide came in? … Long time no sea.