Q: Why didn't the sun go to college?
A: Because it already had a million degrees!
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Q. What do clouds do when they become rich?
A. They make it rain!
Once I told a Chemistry joke. There was no Reaction.
Q. Why do people make bad chemistry jokes?
A. Because all the good ones Argon.
Q. Why couldn’t the astronaut book a room on the moon?
A. It was full!
Q. How much room does a fungus need to grow?
A. As mushroom as possible.
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A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for a drink?” The bartender replies, “For you, no charge.”
Q. How do Earth, Saturn, and Neptune organize a party?
A. They planet.
Q. What does Earth say to tease the other planets?
A. “You guys have no life.”