Q: Why didn't the sun go to college?
A: Because it already had a million degrees!
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Q. Where do astronauts like to party?
A. The space bar.
Q. What does Earth say to tease the other planets?
A. “You guys have no life.”
Q. How do you know when the moon is broke?
A. When it’s down to its last quarter.
Once I told a Chemistry joke. There was no Reaction.
Q. Why do people make bad chemistry jokes?
A. Because all the good ones Argon.
Q: What did their parents say when they heard that Oxygen and Magnesium were going to get married?
Q. How do Earth, Saturn, and Neptune organize a party?
A. They planet.
Q. Want to hear a Sodium joke?