Q: What did the lightning bolt say to the other lightning bolt?
A: You're shocking!
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Q: What did the evaporating raindrop say?
A: I’m going to pieces.
Red sky at night, shepherd’s
delight. Blue sky at night, day.
Humorist Tom Parry
Q: How does a hurricane see?
A: With its eye.
Where do lightning bolts go on dates?
Laugh winter woes away with one of these witty springtime snippets!
Q: Why does Snoop dog need an umbrella?
A: Fo’ Drizzle.
If I’m on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him.
Q: Can Bees fly in the rain?
A: Not without their yellow jackets.