Q: How do you get inside a locked cemetery at night?
A: Use a Skeleton Key to unlock the gates!
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The skeleton couldn’t help being afraid of the storm—he just didn’t have any guts.
Q: What is a skeleton’s favorite musical instrument?
A: A Trombone!
Q: How can you tell if a vampire has a horrible cold?
A: By his deep loud coffin!
Q: What would be the national holiday for a nation of vampires?
Q: What did one thirsty vampire say to the other as they were passing the morgue?
A: Let’s stop in for a cool one!
Q: What do ghosts wear when their eyesight gets blurred?
Q: Why did the vampire get fired from the blood bank?
A: He was caught drinking on the job!
Q: Why did the headless horseman go into business?
A: He wanted to get ahead in life.