Q: How do you get inside a locked cemetery at night?
A: Use a Skeleton Key to unlock the gates!
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Q: What kind of monster loves to disco?
A: The boogieman.
Q: Where does a ghost go on vacation?
That skeleton sure brought his appetite to the picnic—and also some spare ribs.
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to school?
A: His heart wasn’t in it.
Q: What is a vampire’s pet peeve?
A: A Tourniquet!
Skeletons are great at stand-up comedy—when they use their funny bone.
The favorite mode of travel for skeleton pilots is—wait for it—the scareplane or the skelecopter.
Q: What did one thirsty vampire say to the other as they were passing the morgue?
A: Let’s stop in for a cool one!