Q: How do you get inside a locked cemetery at night?
A: Use a Skeleton Key to unlock the gates!
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Q: What do you call a fat pumpkin?
A: A plumpkin.
Q: What do female ghosts use to do their makeup?
A: Vanishing Cream!
Q: What did one thirsty vampire say to the other as they were passing the morgue?
A: Let’s stop in for a cool one!
Q: Why are ghosts so bad at lying?
A: Because you can see right through them!
The skeleton played a melodic solo riff on his shiny sax-a-bone.
The one instrument that the skeleton can play better than others is the trom-bone.
Q: What genre of music does a mummy like the best?
Q: Know why skeletons are so calm?
A: Because nothing gets under their skin.