I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, pen, cell phone, temper, and my mind.
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A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
Trail mix is just an inconvenient way to eat M&Ms.
Q: When should you go on a cheese diet?
A: If you need to cheddar few pounds.
The only difference in my life when I’m on a diet is instead of saying, “I ate nachos,” I say, “I accidentally ate nachos.”—@behindyourback
You have a Slim-Fast for breakfast, a Slim-Fast for lunch; then, you eat a “sensible dinner.” How sensible are you going to be after eating powder all day?
Do you call a person who has abandoned their diet a desserter?
Q: Have you heard of the garlic diet?
A: You don’t lose much weight, but from a distance your friends think you look thinner!
What do you get when you put the right amount of meat and vegetables on a scale? A balanced meal.