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Q: What do you call a pig that does karate?
A: Pork chop
Q: How do you organize a space party?
A: You planet
Q: What do you call an everyday potato?
A: A commentator
Don’t go bacon my heart.
I couldn’t if I fried.
I love you from my head tomatoes
Q: What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A Maybe
Q: What did the watermelon say to the cantaloupe?
A: You’re one in a melon