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Are you a cheetah?
No, you lion!
Q: How do you put a baby alien to sleep?
A: You rocket
Q: What do you call a classy fish?
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple
Q: What do you call a pig that does karate?
A: Pork chop
Don’t go bacon my heart.
I couldn’t if I fried.
I love you from my head tomatoes
Q: What did the volcano say to his wife?
A: I lava you