Q: What do you call and owl that does magic tricks?
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Q: What do you call a pig that does karate?
A: Pork chop
Q: What do you call an everyday potato?
A: A commentator
Q: What do you call and alligator in a vest?
A: An investigator
Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor?
A: It wasn’t peeling well
Are you a cheetah?
No, you lion!
What do you call a pig that does karate? Pork chop
Don’t go bacon my heart.
I couldn’t if I fried.
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple