Spotted outside a church in Michigan: "Honk if you love Jesus. Keep on texting while you drive if you want to meet him."
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Q: What do you call a bankrupt Santa?
A: Saint Nickel-less.
Q: Who is a Christmas tree’s favorite singer?
A: Spruce Springsteen
Q: When Santa is on the beach what do the elves call him?
A: Sandy Claus
Q. Where do Christmas plants go when they want to become movie stars?
Two kids are on their way to Sunday school when one says to the other, “What do you think about this Satan stuff?”
“Well, you remember Santa? This could turn out to be your dad too.”
Q: How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
A: Nothing, it was on the house!
Q: What nationality is Santa Claus?
A: North Polish
What does December have that other months don’t have?
The letter D.