Q. What's St. Nicholas's favorite measurement in the metric system?
A. The Santameter!
By Briana, age 7
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Q: Why does Santa go down the chimney?
A: Because it soots him!
Q. Which of Santa’s reindeer has the worst manners?
A. RUDE-olph, of course!
Q: When Santa is on the beach what do the elves call him?
A: Sandy Claus
Q: What do you call a bankrupt Santa?
A: Saint Nickel-less.
Q: How does Santa sing the alphabet?
A: A B C D E F G…
H I J K L M N
Oh!, Oh!, Oh!,
P Q R S T U V W X Y Z!
Q: What’s Santa’s favorite snack food?
A: Crisp Pringles.
Q: What do you call someone who doesn’t believe in Father Christmas?
A: A rebel without a Claus.
Q: What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa Claus when she looked up in the sky?
A: Looks like rain, dear!