Q. What's St. Nicholas's favorite measurement in the metric system?
A. The Santameter!
By Briana, age 7
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Q. What’s red and white and falls down chimneys?
A. Santa Klutz!
Q: How does Santa keep his bathroom tiles immaculate?
A: He uses Comet.
Q: What’s Santa’s dog’s name?
A: Santa Paws!
How can Santa deliver presents during a thunderstorm?
Q: What do the elves call it when Father Christmas claps his hands at the end of a play?
Q: When Santa is on the beach what do the elves call him?
A: Sandy Claus
Q: Why does St. Nick like the Temptations’ version of Silent Night best?
A: Because Santa Was A Rolling Stone.
Did you hear that Santa knows karate?
He has a black belt.