Q. What's St. Nicholas's favorite measurement in the metric system?
A. The Santameter!
By Briana, age 7
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Q: What kind of bike does Santa Claus ride?
A: A Holly Davidson.
Q: How do you know Santa Claus is good at karate?
A: He has a black belt!
Q: What do the elves call it when Father Christmas claps his hands at the end of a play?
Q: How does Santa sing the alphabet?
A: A B C D E F G…
H I J K L M N
Oh!, Oh!, Oh!,
P Q R S T U V W X Y Z!
Q. What’s red and white and falls down chimneys?
A. Santa Klutz!
Q: Who is Santa’s favorite singer?
A: Elf-is Presley.
Q: Where does Santa stay when he’s on vacation?
A: At a Ho-ho-ho-tel.
Q: What’s Santa’s favorite snack food?
A: Crisp Pringles.