Q. What do you call an outlaw who steals gift wrapping from the rich to give to the poor?
A. Ribbon Hood.
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Q. What’s red and white and falls down chimneys?
A. Santa Klutz!
Did you hear that Santa knows karate?
He has a black belt.
Q: What do you say to Santa when he’s taking attendance at school?
Q. Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?
A. Because they’re Santa’s star bucks!
Q: Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?
A: It needed to be trimmed.
People act like the North Pole and the South Pole are exactly the same, but really, there’s a whole world of difference between them.
Q: How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
A: Nothing, it was on the house!
Q: What nationality is Santa Claus?
A: North Polish