Q: Why do watermelons have fancy weddings? A: Because they cantaloupe.
What does a grape say when it gets stepped on? Nothing, it just lets out a little wine.
Did you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness? He pastaway.
Boy, I just got hit in the head with a can of soda. I was lucky it was a soft drink.
Q: What do you get when you play Tug-of-War with a pig? A: Pulled-Pork.
I went to a seafood restaurant and slipped. I pulled a mussel.
It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.
Q: What do you call the king of vegetables? A: Elvis Parsley.