Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?
A: A sourpuss!
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Q: Is he catatonic?
A: No, just taking a cat nap.
You’re not feline well?
Do you need a purramedic?
Q: Why was the cat sitting on the computer?
A: He was keeping an eye on the mouse!
Q: What is a well-read cat’s favorite book?
A: Of Mice and Men
CAT TO OWNER: Why are you so upset that I shed on the couch? It’s called fur-niture!
Q: Why don’t cats like shopping online?
A: They prefer a cat-alogues.
Q: Why did the cat join the Red Cross?
A: She wanted to be a first-aid kit!
Q: What do you call a cat that gets anything it wants?