Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?
A: A sourpuss!
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Q: What do cats wear at night?
I am not a scaredy cat.
But, I must admit, cat puns freak meowt.
Q: What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
A: An octo-puss.
Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas?
A: Santa Claws!
Q: Is he catatonic?
A: No, just taking a cat nap.
Q: There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?
A: None, because they were all a bunch of copycats.
Q. Why don’t cats mind when someone copies them?
A. Because imitation is the sincerest form of cattery.
Q: What do you call a cat sleeping in your shoe?
A: Puss in boots.