Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?
A: A sourpuss!
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Q. What’s a cat’s favorite Shakespeare play?
A. Romeow and Mew-liet.
Q: Why don’t cats like shopping online?
A: They prefer a cat-alogues.
Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas?
A: Santa Claws!
Q: What do you call a cat that’s a beauty influencer?
Q: What do you call a big pile of cats?
A: A purramid
Q. What’s a British cat’s favorite fantasy book?
A. Hairy Pawter and the Philoso-purr’s Stone.
Q: What did the cat say when he went bankrupt?
A: I feel so paw!
Q: What do you call a cat sleeping in your shoe?
A: Puss in boots.