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What was Beethoven’s favorite fruit?
What’s a golf clubs favorite type of music?
Q: How do you fix a broken tuba?
A: With a tuba glue.
What do you call a musician with problems?
A trebled man.
What’s an avocado’s favorite music?
Guac ‘n’ roll.
Which composer likes tea the most?
Q: Why do bagpipe players walk while they play?
A: To get away from the noise.