The only difference in my life when I’m on a diet is instead of saying, “I ate nachos,” I say, “I accidentally ate nachos.”—@behindyourback
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Why spend $80 on a swimsuit when you can buy 320 chicken nuggets.
I keep trying to lose weight, but it keeps finding me.
Is it true that a collection of jokes about dieting can be referred to as: ‘a binge of jokes’?
How do most people curb their appetite? At the drive thru window.
The most annoying are those people in exceptionally good shape at the gym. I’m like, “What are you doing here? You’re done.”
Nutrition question: How many Skittles equal one serving of fruit?
My fitness coach told me to bend down and touch my toes. I said, “I don’t have that kind of relationship with my feet. Can I just wave?” —@KerryKatona7
Hey, Lady! Want to drop 5 pounds? Let go of the purse.