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Says me, that’s who!
Noah any place I can get a bite to eat?
Claire the way; I’m coming in!
Godiva terrible headache, do you have an aspirin?
That’s impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Broken pencil.Broken pencil who?Forget it—this joke is pointless.