I'm not vegetarian because I love animals. I'm vegetarian because I hate vegetables.
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Nutrition question: How many Skittles equal one serving of fruit?
A funny thing with a diet, the second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you’re off it.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’ve never met herbivore.
How do most people curb their appetite? At the drive thru window.
The most fattening thing that you can put in an ice cream sundae is the spoon.
One of the benefits of eating salad is that you can eat tons of it and never be satisfied.
My fitness coach told me to bend down and touch my toes. I said, “I don’t have that kind of relationship with my feet. Can I just wave?” —@KerryKatona7
Q: How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two, one to change it and one to check for animal ingredients.