Why did the diet coach send her clients to the paint store?
She heard you could get thinner there.
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My fitness goal is to get down to what I told the DMV I weigh.
Q: What do you call a non-amateur live bacteria?
A: A Pro-Biotic
-By Sam Benson Smith-
Most people gain weight by having intimate dinners for two…alone. —”Laugh Yourself Healthy,” by Charles Hunter
I never thought I’d be the type of person who would get up early in the morning to exercise. I was right.
Nutrition question: How many Skittles equal one serving of fruit?
Why spend $80 on a swimsuit when you can buy 320 chicken nuggets.
I keep trying to lose weight, but it keeps finding me.
The only difference in my life when I’m on a diet is instead of saying, “I ate nachos,” I say, “I accidentally ate nachos.”—@behindyourback