Star Trek Cat
Live long and pawspurr
More Jokes
Obsessed With Meowself
Q: What does the narcissistic cat say as she looks in the mirror?
A: I am pawsitively gorgeous.
Christmas Cat
Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas?
A: Santa Claws!
Smart Kitty
Q: What is a well-read cat’s favorite book?
A: Of Mice and Men
Shakespurr (Part 1)
Q. What’s a cat’s favorite Shakespeare play?
A. Romeow and Mew-liet.
Beauty Cat
Q: What do you call a cat that’s a beauty influencer?
A: Glamourpuss.
Stack of Cats
Q: What do you call a big pile of cats?
A: A purramid
Copycats
Q: There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?
A: None, because they were all a bunch of copycats.
