Smart Kitty
Q: What is a well-read cat’s favorite book?
A: Of Mice and Men
More Jokes
Run, Kitty, Run
Q. What do you call a sad cat that’s in a hurry?
A. A Russian Blue.
(Credit: @CatPuns)
Under Arrest
Q: What do you call a cat that gets caught by law enforcement?
A: The purrpatrator.
Shakespurr (Part 1)
Q. What’s a cat’s favorite Shakespeare play?
A. Romeow and Mew-liet.
Litter-ature
A CAT’S FAVORITE LITERATURE CHARACTERS:
Holden Clawfield
Jay Catsby
Catticus Finch
(Credit: Buzzfeed)
Christmas Cat
Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas?
A: Santa Claws!
Feline Upset
Q. What do you call it when a cat wins first place at a dog show?
A. A cat-has-trophy.
Shorthair Cat
Q. What do you call a kitten that cuts her hair really short?
A. A bob cat!
