Cat’s Pajamas
Q: What do cats wear at night?
A: Paw-jamas.
More Jokes
Under Arrest
Q: What do you call a cat that gets caught by law enforcement?
A: The purrpatrator.
Spoiled Kitty
Q: What do you call a cat that gets anything it wants?
A: Purrr-suasive.
Shakespurr (Part 1)
Q. What’s a cat’s favorite Shakespeare play?
A. Romeow and Mew-liet.
Cat Puns
I am not a scaredy cat.
But, I must admit, cat puns freak meowt.
The Love of His Lives
A cat is making a declaration of love to his beloved. “I’d die for you!” he tells her.
She looks back at him skeptically and replies, “Oh yeah? How many times?”
Shorthair Cat
Q. What do you call a kitten that cuts her hair really short?
A. A bob cat!
Sick Kitty
You’re not feline well?
Do you need a purramedic?
