Flyin’ Felines
Q. What do you call it when a swarm of cats slows down your airplane?
A. Purr-bulence.
(Credit: @CatPuns)
More Jokes
Cat’s Pajamas
Q: What do cats wear at night?
A: Paw-jamas.
Octopus or Cat?
Q: What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
A: An octo-puss.
First Aid Kitty
Q: Why did the cat join the Red Cross?
A: She wanted to be a first-aid kit!
Copycat
Q. Why don’t cats mind when someone copies them?
A. Because imitation is the sincerest form of cattery.
Shakespurr (Part 1)
Q. What’s a cat’s favorite Shakespeare play?
A. Romeow and Mew-liet.
Mixed with Vinegar
Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?
A: A sourpuss!
Spoiled Kitty
Q: What do you call a cat that gets anything it wants?
A: Purrr-suasive.
