Q: Why don’t cats like shopping online?
A: They prefer a cat-alogues.
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Q: What does the narcissistic cat say as she looks in the mirror?
A: I am pawsitively gorgeous.
Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas?
A: Santa Claws!
Q: What is a well-read cat’s favorite book?
A: Of Mice and Men
Q. What’s a cat’s favorite Shakespeare play?
A. Romeow and Mew-liet.
Q: What do you call a cat that’s a beauty influencer?
Q: What do you call a big pile of cats?
A: A purramid
Q: There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?
A: None, because they were all a bunch of copycats.