Cat’s Pajamas
Q: What do cats wear at night?
A: Paw-jamas.
Q: Why don’t cats like shopping online?
A: They prefer a cat-alogues.
Q: What do cats wear at night?
A: Paw-jamas.
Q: What do you call a cat that gets caught by law enforcement?
A: The purrpatrator.
Q: What do you call a cat that gets anything it wants?
A: Purrr-suasive.
Q. What’s a cat’s favorite Shakespeare play?
A. Romeow and Mew-liet.
I am not a scaredy cat.
But, I must admit, cat puns freak meowt.
A cat is making a declaration of love to his beloved. “I’d die for you!” he tells her.
She looks back at him skeptically and replies, “Oh yeah? How many times?”
Q. What do you call a kitten that cuts her hair really short?
A. A bob cat!
You’re not feline well?
Do you need a purramedic?