Rich Kitty
Q: What do you call a cat that throws all the most expensive parties?
A: The Great Catsby
More Jokes
Meow Romantic
Q. What’s a tomcat’s ultimate romantic goal?
A. To find a nice girl cat and whisker away.
Purebred Cat?
No wonder he has such cattitude.
Cat Fight
Q. What do cats do after having an argument?
A. Hiss and make up.
Obsessed With Meowself
Q: What does the narcissistic cat say as she looks in the mirror?
A: I am pawsitively gorgeous.
Spoiled Kitty
Q: What do you call a cat that gets anything it wants?
A: Purrr-suasive.
The Fur is Flying
CAT TO OWNER: Why are you so upset that I shed on the couch? It’s called fur-niture!
Flyin’ Felines
Q. What do you call it when a swarm of cats slows down your airplane?
A. Purr-bulence.
(Credit: @CatPuns)
