Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea.
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“How is your long distance relationship going?” – “So far, so good.”
Did you hear about the 2 silk worms in a race? It ended in a tie!
My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year?”
I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”
What does C.S. Lewis keep at the back of his wardrobe? Narnia business!
6:30 is the best time on a clock… hands down.
Q. How much room should you give fungi to grow?
A. As mushroom as possible.
I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well actually, it’s more of a wrap.