Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea.
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Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester!
The machine at the coin factory just suddenly stopped working, with no explanation. It doesn’t make any cents!
My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year?”
I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”
Shout out to the people who ask what the opposite of “in” is.
Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk.
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
Q. How much room should you give fungi to grow?
A. As mushroom as possible.
Someone sent ten different puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.