All parents are proud of overachieving children, and one father was no exception. The bumper sticker on his car read "My Kid Made Your License Plate."
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The skeleton couldn’t help being afraid of the storm—he just didn’t have any guts.
Head lice had been detected on a child in the local school, and the teacher told the girls in his class to wear their hair in a bun to discourage the lice.
My grandson, 6-year-old Ryan, asked the teacher, “A hot dog bun or a hamburger … Read More
Q: How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery?
A: All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts.
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My two sons, Jake and Austin, are a handful. So I wasn’t surprised that Dad looked frazzled after we took them to a football game. "It will be a cold day in #@%* before we come to another game," he muttered. "Did you hear … Read More
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the Halloween party?
A: He had no body to dance with!
Q: What do ghosts wear when their eyesight gets blurred?
The skeleton literally didn’t mind that everyone called him a bonehead.