G-E-T W-E-L-L S-O-O-N
Matt swallowed all the tiles from his Scrabble set. Doctors said the problem will work itself out, but not in so many words.—From Man Walks into a Bar by Stephen Arnott and Mike Haskins (Ulysses Press)
Girl #1 (picking up box of baking soda): I didn't know soda was baked.
Girl #2: Thank God it's not fried! Do you know how many extra calories that would be?!