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I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. I’m not really a mourning person.
A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage. Sadly, he lost his case.
RIP boiling water. You will be mist.
Q: What do you call and owl that does magic tricks?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
Why do bicycles fall over?
Because they are two-tired.
Why were all the ink spots crying?
Their father was in the pen.
Q: What job did the frog have at the hotel?